Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 4K UHD
Physical media is on a roll, no doubt about it. With the major studios licensing out niche and cult movie to smaller companies, no title is off-limits for a 4K upgrade. Exhibit A is Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988), the "you-had-to-there" big screen debut of Cassandra Peterson's horror host known for her double Ds and double entendres. After inheriting a spooky house, complete with a shape shifting poodle and book of spells, Elvira would like nothing better than to sell it all off and make her Vegas debut. But a rich warlock relative wants the book of spells for his own evil purposes and the townsfolk (led by Ferris Bueller's Edie McClurg) want her burned at the stake. Meanwhile, every horny teenager in town competes to get a look at what's (barely) hiding under that skin-tight dress. A pay-cable staple that provided a PG-rated cinematic blow-up doll for pubescent boys, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark has nothing to offer anyone in the Internet era bes